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Weekly World News
The Weekly World News and the National Enquirer,
Always aiming higherer,
Have taken the idea of news as entertainment to its logical termination
Of skipping the news entirely and leaving nothing but the sensation.
Is a secret industry codeword for debrainment.
From the Daily Whale.
In the style of Ogden Nash.