The University decided that to promote intercultural etc. etc. it should set up displays in the Union explaining Christmas, Chanukah, and Kwanzaa. According to one display on a bad day, Kwanzaa is symbolized by a bag of apples, a menorah, and a box of floppy disks. Somehow I suspect that the university itself is a bit lacking in intercultural etc. etc.
Original version, January 1994.
Updated and added here January 2012.