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< yesterday 18 September 2014 GMT
If you seek fame, you need to know this. According to science, a famous person is over ten times more likely to die in Hollywood than to be born there. In fact, for famous people, Hollywood is more deadly than Auschwitz. More deadly than a notorious death camp! Whatever you do, don't become famous in the movie biz!

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