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< yesterday 3 September 2010 GMT
Politicians, like gypsies, have always been persecuted. I believe it is time to shift to the next gear in our drive to better the world, this road race to heaven, and to go all Sarkozy on government leaders, because when discrimination becomes official, only officials should be discriminated against. But don't worry, we'll only expel them when they become a threat to public order.

give me a clue

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