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< yesterday 1 September 2014 GMT
Correct Policy: Improvise (But Say You Have a Plan)

announcer: The barometer is falling!
Weird: I can predict world events.
Smart: You could hardly do worse than everybody else, lately.
announcer: It's falling... it hits the ground!
Weird: The next surprise is going to be--is going to be--
Smart: Have you really taken everything into account?
announcer: A rain of mercury in a storm of broken glass!
Weird: Oops, I forgot about Amnesia Appreciation Day.
Smart: Don't worry, they forgot to put it on the calendar.
announcer: Ooh, it's gonna cost to clean that up.

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