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Salt Water

Why don't people understand? There's a solution for most problems. Abstract problems are easy: "Breaking a tie" doesn't mean cutting the Gordian knot, it means dunking business attire in liquid nitrogen. And concrete problems are even easier: Most of the Earth is covered with a solution that they can be dropped into.

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