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Oompa Loompa Land Located in North Korea
Itsy, Bitsy, Tiny and Few,
We have a nuclear weapon or two. Itsy, Bitsy, Tiny and Free, If you are cowed you’ll listen to me. What do you get when you conquer the Earth? Way too much cash and a sense of self-worth. How do you act when you’re such a fat cat? Who do you think’s at fault for that? Always the United States. Itsy, Bitsy, Tiny and Bomb, Give us the cash and you can stay calm. You will starve in poverty too Just like Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny, Tiny and Few. December 2003
From the Daily Whale.
Parody of the
“Oompa Loompa Song”
from the 1971
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory movie.
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