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< yesterday 29 May 2026 UTC
I can't wait for the world to calm down and get out of the mess it's in. No really, I can't wait. I think it'll get worse for the next three centuries.

clue:

Based on a real estimate, though not one you should believe.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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