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Every Bridge is the Bridge of No Return

Burn the bridge when you come to it. It will keep you warm and light up your mistake. Unless it is a stone bridge. If you can get a stone bridge to burn, keep well clear.

clue:

You can burn a stone bridge. You'll need a large supply of nasty dangerous chemicals and a poor attitude toward safety.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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