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Iran war plan: 1. Make an enemy of everyone in reach, in hope that they'll want the war to end. They're our enemies already, no more reason to delay admitting it. 2. If we survive, we win!
ISIS war plan: 1. Make an enemy of everyone in reach. 2. Struggle to recover after we're crushed by too many enemies.

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