6 December 2003 - Itsy, Bitsy

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Oompa Loompa Land Located In North Korea

Itsy, Bitsy, Tiny and Few,
We have a nuclear weapon or two.
Itsy, Bitsy, Tiny and Free,
If you are cowed you’ll listen to me.

What do you get when you conquer the Earth?
Way too much cash and a sense of self-worth.
How do you act when you’re such a fat cat?
Who do you think’s at fault for that?
Always the United States.

Itsy, Bitsy, Tiny and Bomb,
Give us the cash and you can stay calm.
You will starve in poverty too
Just like Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny, Tiny and Few.

clue:

To the tune of the Oompa Loompa song from the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I knew that moralizing tone came from somewhere....

give me a clue so sweet and true

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