28 June 2005 - therapy

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Maybe He’ll Need Therapy

Karl Rove messed up this time. He calibrates his lies to be 10% opaque, so that the public can’t see through them, but this time he slipped a decimal. At only 1% opaque, even ordinary newspaper pundits can see through the “therapy and understanding” lie. When, as always, he gets away with it anyhow, Democrats will finally realize that the man is politically invulnerable, an insuperable superman, and give up hope. Poor Karl Rove will never again have a fun election.

clue:

“Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.” — Karl Rove

give me a clue so sweet and true

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