26 July 2005 - NY > London

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Public Relations in Action

New York has it all over London. Not only are police killings so routine they barely arouse comment, but they’ve solved the problem of synchronized subway bombings. When a bomber is randomly selected for search and freely leaves the station, they’ll have to spend entire minutes reaching the next station to take another train, destroying the sychronization of the attack. Can’t beat Yankee ingenuity!

clue:

Actually police killings often cause serious controversies, even in New York where the murder rate is terrifying.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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