25 August 2005 - oil price quiz

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Are you worried about high oil prices?

A. Oh, how dreadful! I should send George around with the second limo to help the poor people.
B. The underground Strategic Reserve will last a long time. I add to it whenever I change the oil in my car.
C. We’ll have to switch to renewable resources, and put all the toddlers on treadmills.
D. My earlier predictions of the end of civilization were premature, but this one is right.

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