A. Oh, how dreadful! I should send George around with
the second limo to help the poor people.
B. The underground Strategic Reserve will last a long
time. I add to it whenever I change the oil in my car.
C. We’ll have to switch to renewable resources, and
put all the toddlers on treadmills.
D. My earlier predictions of the end of civilization
were premature, but this one is right.
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