17 September 2005 - burial quiz

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How do you want your mortal remains disposed of?

A. Bury me in a t-shirt that says “Just Resting”.
B. Shoot my ashes into the sun. I’ll finally be a star.
C. Forget it. My remains are immortal, just like me.
D. My new host body will feed on the old one.

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