18 December 2005 - upholding terminology

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

President Bush is committed to upholding the constitution and protecting civil liberties, provided the old instructions are correctly translated into contemporary terminology.

deportation - hands-free customer management
torture - incentivization
domestic spying - technical solutioning
transparency - blamestorming
civil rights - all rights reserved
due process - [untranslateable—omit]

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