11 September 2008 - cholerical error

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Her caloric makes her hot,
but cholera makes her skinny.
I don’t think I would call her a lot,
but I might call her a ninny.

In fact, I’d collar a collie’s flea
to serve as our color bearer
before—mistaken identity?
Sorry. Cholerical error.

clue:

Best when spoken more quickly than it can be understood, except the ending.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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