10 November 2019 - official vagueness

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The Non-Denial

Vagueness in an official statement is a sign of shenanigans. “We undertook steps to ensure alignment with core values and priorities” means “yeah, maybe we had to cheat a little.” But nuance counts. The same answer in response to a yes-no question means “please don’t send me to jail.”

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