6 February 2020 - snake oil

So, you have a snake oil company, but there are laws against lying about your snake oil. Don’t worry, it’s a solved problem: Attack your own weakness as if it were a strength. “There is no fuddy-duddy evidence that snake oil cures cancer, prevents migraines, or reduces minor skin irritation. But I swear by it. Watch me as I waltz safely through primordial Burmese jungle without a single lion attack!”