“It might be the U.S. army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan.” — Lijian Zhao, official speaker for the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Let’s analyze. When do you falsely accuse another country of an act of war? When you seek a pretext to attack. Taiwan is in danger. In a war, trading with China will suddenly become illegal, and the world economy will struggle. What should we do? IPhones are made in China; the right move is to short Apple stock.
Beware the Ides of March!
give me a clue so sweet and true
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