30 March 2020 - dinosaur antigravity

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So Obviously True That There Can Be No Rational Debate

A cave at Mount Morgan, Australia, has dinosaur footprints on the ceiling. Science continues to ignore this proof that dinosaurs had antigravity technology long before I reinvented it (and my version still has a few bugs). Do you wonder why the dinosaurs seem to become fewer before the asteroid date? They saw it coming and departed ahead of time, leaving birds behind as we would leave monkeys.

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