worrier: What if the virus attracts poisonous snakes?
official answer: There is no evidence of that.
what nobody thinks to say: We haven’t seen that at all, but
we’ll keep an eye out just in case.
worrier: But what if I don’t listen because of all your empty
non-denials?
give me a clue so sweet and true
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