4 January 2023 - my horse

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Dear Putin,
Your problems can be solved. Surely somewhere in Russia is a horse that you can steal--I mean, that you can draft for duty, just some kind of draft animal. Then you limp down the street crying, "My horse! My horse for an empire!" until somebody bites.
PS Be sure to wear your new clothes.

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