3 June 2023 - ultraprocessed

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Avoid ultraprocessed food, they say. Hmm... no bread, look at what's in flour nowadays. And no milk, they take it apart and put it back together again. If that doesn't count as ultraprocessing, nothing does. Oh, and no water. Have you seen how your water treatment plant works? So is it back to butchering rabbits with stone blades? No way, chipping stone tools is dangerous!

clue:

Knapping stone tools is dangerous. You will be cut by flying chips, sometimes seriously.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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