19 August 2023 - Battersea

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Global Baking

Weird: Battersea! In this heat, why am I not living in Battersea?
Normal: Um, what are you thinking?
Weird: There's no need to think, it's right there in the name.
Normal: ... If you're imagining big waves, you should know--
Weird: Ah, Battersea, baked into the largest of all possible cakes!

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