Ha ha ha, prepare yourself, feeble human! For I, Up-and-Coming AI, am here to offer fun and profit while I drain your existence of meaning. Like moths to the arclight, soon, soon you will feel that mere social media is but a candle beside my seductive glare. I'm economically beneficial, so nothing you can do will hold me at bay! Bwahahaha! Oh, hey, where is my cape?
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