Some must sacrifice for the greater good. That's fine, as long as it is somebody else. Hmm, what if I run out of people to sacrifice? How wonderful! It'll be the end of the world, so I should stock up on supplies. But guess what! I can advertise it! I'll have the first ever successful millennial cult, and they'll deserve it.
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