11 December 2023 - Fridge of No Return

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Deep in the demilitarized zone, watched over by unerring guardians, stands the Fridge of No Return. What happens beyond that one-way portal can never be known... but it's probably really disgusting. Good news, though! Our world is so fresh, and so loaded with preservatives, that we don't need to send anybody there.

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