quotes

Here are some of the many quotes I've included in my zines.

Jay : SWAPA : quotes

"I don't think about the real future very much." -- William Gibson (it shows)

"I live for meetings with suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that." -- Madonna

"Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know." -- Marvin Minsky

"Industrial education prepares the way for a millennium of labor." -- Turner (from a building)

"Instructions for Head Injury" -- title of a pamphlet I saw on the ground (I didn't pick it up)

"I personally would consider it to be an honour to be fossilized." -- Richard Dawkins

"Relax, it's not the police. It's just burglars." -- caption by Soviet cartoonist Bogachev

"These discs are made of an activated ceramic that breaks up water molecules enchanting their solvent ability." -- from an As Seen On TV ad


updated 28 June 2000