Terms of Service - satirist.org

Visitors to this website are required to adhere to these legally binding Terms of Service, or to suffer the consequences.

1. Acceptance. Your use of the website constitutes your acceptance of these Terms of Service.

2. Fun. Have fun.

3. Violations. If at any time you stand in violation of these Terms of Service, then you are penalized by not having fun.

4. Amendments. I may change these Terms of Service from time to time however I like, and good luck if you hope to notice.

5. Limitation of Liability. TO THE EXTENT NOT PROHIBITED BY LAW, I AM PERFECT, YOU ARE NOTHING, ALL MISTAKES ARE YOUR FAULT, AND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WHOEVER WRITES THE TERMS OF SERVICE IS A DEMIGOD IF NOT SOMETHING EVEN MORE MAGNIFICENT. CORPORATIONS HAVE ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD BUT NOW I, I TOO SOAR ABOVE WORLDLY CONCERNS AND STAKE EMPTY CLAIM TO WHATEVER I WANT! BWAHAHAHA!

Jay Scott <jay@satirist.org>
29 November 2011
Maybe it should be “your existence in the physical universe constitutes your acceptance of these terms of service?” So many details to get right!