the Daily Whale - 19 July 1991

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Two philosophies of debt:

“When my moustache grows big enough to be in my way, I cut it off. The same for creditors.”

“When my beard becomes so heavy it pulls my mouth open, I walk around looking surprised. The same for creditors.”

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