the Daily Whale - 10 February 1992
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To restore the ozone layer, all we need do is transport Mexico City or Los
Angeles to the stratosphere.
clue:
A lot of people seem to have come up with this idea.
Unfortunately, it wouldn’t work. First, the cities don’t have remotely
enough ozone for the whole world, and second, cars don’t work in the
stratosphere, so we couldn’t generate enough.
take oh take this clue away
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