the Daily Whale - 28 May 1992

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McDonalds advertises, “We will do ‘whatever it takes’ to deliver a level of quality... that is so impressive our guests will always choose McDonalds.”

Remember this trick. You can say anything you want if you put the false part in quotes.

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