Whether a stock goes up or down, there’s always an explanation. Of course
Coca-Cola went up; they’re expanding in overseas markets. Coca-Cola went
down? That’s because of their big international commitments—the exchange
rates are against them, you know.
How comforting it is to know everything. It’s almost like religion.
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