the Daily Whale - 11 November 1992

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Surveys show that many women have false ideas of what men find physically attractive. Men typically like women of around average weight, around average breast size, and so on. Women think men like topheavy toothpicks.

So cosmetic surgery doesn’t work. It makes women uglier.

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