the Daily Whale - 5 December 1993

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When you patent an invention, you can make money from it and nobody else is allowed to. There are a lot of optimists in the world, which is why so many useless things get patented.

Go check out the listings. You’ll be astonished how many patents are titled “Wheel”.

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