A. It’s an abomination. We must join the army of the Lord to
fight against this desecration of the holy human genome.
B. Who cares? Even if they do clone Julia Roberts she still
won’t go for me.
C. Some of my best friends are clones. I know a sales clone, a
manager clone—all kinds.
D. I will stop all human cloning as soon as the army of my clones
has gained control.
the Daily Whale
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