16 February 2000 - denial of service

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Hey yeah, I’m all in favor of denial of service attacks on the big net sites. I mean, Yahoo’s more useful than the phone book, they deserve to get interrupted at dinner like the rest of us. ’Cause ya know how a DOS attack works? It’s like phoning somebody up so many times they can’t get any real calls. Yes! Telemarketing squared! Finally we know what it’s for!

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