24 November 2000 - watch children

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I have advice for libertarians: Keep your children under surveillance. Start with a baby monitor and, as soon as they’re old enough to leave the house, demand hourly cell phone reports. Require them to stand up for every purchase and account for every friend. They’ll grow up loving freedom more than you ever did.

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