22 March 2002 - umbrella quiz

The crosswalk was once a target zone, but under the modern zero-tolerance policy for safety hazards, it is merely a known danger area which pedestrians avoid. What do you think the solution will be for pointy umbrella spokes, which many people hold up at eye level?

A. All streets will be covered.
B. Safety goggles for all.
C. Paperwork for clouds before they are allowed to rain.
D. Security will keep pedestrians safely spaced 500 meters apart.