21 May 2002 - 100% natural quiz

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Many “100% natural” products come in plastic bags, which were after all made from naturally-occurring oil. What should “100% natural” mean?

A. Composed entirely of natural elementary particles.
B. Composed entirely of stuff found lying around.
C. Not too icky.
D. Made in a well-scrubbed factory.

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