23 June 2002 - Amtrak quiz

Amtrak is threatening to shut down unless they immediately get $200,000,000 from the government. What do you think?

A. Where I come from, we have a word for this: “Huhwhazzat?”
B. I’ll believe it when I’m stranded in East Dubuque.
C. As long as there’s trouble with the trains, we’re safe from fascism.
D. Go with me, instead. I only want $200,000 to keep operating.