5 July 2002 - Criminal Court

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Confused about why the U.S. opposes the International Criminal Court? You must be unfamiliar with the American justice system, whose most important single use is to intimidate people.

Saddam Hussein: My lawyers will call you in the morning.
George W. Bush: Eek!

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