A. I can understand Athena springing from Zeus’s brow,
but where did the palace come from?
B. I don’t get these partial differential equations. How’m I
supposed to solve it if they don’t even give me the whole equation?
C. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Why did nobody
tell that to Sun Tzu?
D. What is this Crimea river that people sing about?
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