5 September 2002 - Mark Twain quiz

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The rumors of my death are exaggerated, but:

A. Not nearly as much as they should be.
B. Don’t tell my insurance company.
C. A simple revision of the date will correct them.
D. It’s true what they say about God and Nietzsche.

clue:

“The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.” — Mark Twain, 1835-1910

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