19 October 2002 - North Korea quiz

Is it the rising sun or the rising wind? What will become of North Korea?

A. Admitting the kidnappings and nuclear program shows that North Korea is making excellent progress with its 12-step program at Despots Anonymous.
B. Yes, they’re nearly ready to start thinking about whether to begin step 1.
C. They can get away with admitting stuff like this! Aaaaaah! We’re all going to die!