A. Admitting the kidnappings and nuclear program shows that
North Korea is making excellent progress with its 12-step program
at Despots Anonymous.
B. Yes, they’re nearly ready to start thinking about whether
to begin step 1.
C. They can get away with admitting stuff like this! Aaaaaah!
We’re all going to die!
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