21 October 2002 - media darlings

Spoon-fed with the cream cheese of notoriety, the forgotten media darlings of the past have hatched a new scheme for world domination, and this time it’s not a turkey. Under the slogan “Fifteen minutes forever,” the former high-flyers have launched a drive to walk to a sit-in. Asked for comment, the protestors said, “Me! Me! No, it’s my turn!”