3 June 2003 - credibility problem

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hard-hitting reporter: Mr. President, is it not true that your administration is suffering credibility problems because of the missing weapons on mass destruction?
Bush: Absolutely not.
hard-hitting reporter: Is it not true that, for security reasons, you sometimes use a stand-in for public appearances?
Bush: Um, absolutely not.
hard-hitting reporter: And is it not true that you are actually another well-known liar, Al Gore?
Bush: Uh, erm, I can’t find the cue card for that one.

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