20 June 2003 - developer quiz

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What do big property developers really do in their long closed-door meetings?

A. They sing:

99 species of frog in the bog,
99 species of frog.
Stomp one flat as a welcome mat,
98 species of frog in the bog.

B. They celebrate their great successes:

“And with only those twelve cartons of documentation, I was granted the permit!” “That’s nice, but did I ever tell you how I got financing for the Swampworks project?”

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