18 July 2003 - taxation theorem

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Government Financing Theorem:

You have to be there when they take your stuff.

Proof:

1. No taxation without representation.
2. No mistaxation without misrepresentation.
3. No mistakes without misery presence.
4. No taking without your presence.

QED

clue:

As if!

give me a clue so sweet and true

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