21 July 2003 - RIAA boss

RIAA boss Cary Sherman: Status report.
RIAA lackey: Sir! 40% of the U.S. population is now in prison or on probation for file sharing, sir!
boss: Excellent progress. And what is the rate of illegal file sharing?
lackey: Sir! It continues unabated, sir!
boss: What! The remaining population are the worst offenders?
lackey: Sir! There are also other countries, sir!
boss: What! Hmm. What’s the fashionable term for pushing other countries around?
lackey: Sir! Regime change, sir!
boss: Contact the president. We’ll need the big guns for this one.
lackey: Sir! Yes sir, sir!