11 January 2004 - distract them

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Bush’s Historical Trend Extrapolated

1. The economy is faltering, but a war will distract them.
2. The economy is recovering, but the war drags on. An ambitious space program will distract them.
3. The war is finally cleaned up, but between that and the space program, the economy is smelly again. Any fresh ideas, or do we go with another war?

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