4 March 2004 - water on Mars

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Mars once had liquid water.

A. Doesn’t matter. I was going there anyway.
B. And Earth too once had clear waters. All goodness fails.
C. Trust crackpots, not scientists. What does Richard Hoagland say?
D. Let me know when they announce good fishing.

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