11 April 2004 - No-Fly list

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journalist: About the No-Fly list—
spokesbot: We prefer to call it the “Please Walk list”.
journalist: Why isn’t there a way off the list? Isn’t it bad publicity to repeatedly humiliate innocent voters?
spokesbot: The system must be airtight. Suspected terrorists will exploit any loophole. Besides, they won’t vote for us anyway.
journalist: Suspected terrorists? How do people get onto the list?
spokesbot: What’s your name, again?

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