14 April 2004 - predictable weather

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There’s One Predictable Thing About The Weather

The role of weather in the universe is to be erratic. In the future, when meteorology seems on the verge of final success and the forecast is right day after day, I believe that the unstable mountain of rejected unpredictability will topple over onto of us.

Miami: Help! It’s snowing!
Central Weather Control Office: You missed April Fools.

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